The day is going super well I must admit.
Lost my phone in my bedsheets this morning, apparently sleep texting. God only knows what I sent out.
The Metro ride in provided me with the choice experience of sitting in front of not only crazy but violently ill people. After pestering the poor woman next to him to “FOCUS ON THE REDLINE” crazy plague man proceeded to lean forward against the back of my seat and me, and hack, cough and finally heave. It is impossible to escape the scent of fresh vomit when it is so close to you.
And now I have crazy cripple guy angrily texting me because I’ve moved on and started dating someone. Really. Seriously. Wtf. I try to be nice and imply that there will be no sexual relations, and that I’m interested in a very platonic kind of way, and you go and act like I pledged myself to you. There’s a reason I backed away at such breakneck speeds.
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